Q. If it's not your birthday, is it socially acceptable to sneak a little birthday cake when no one is looking?

A. Yes. Yes, it is.
I'm related to these two girls. They're my... my, ummmm... Well, let's see. They are the daughters of the oldest son of my father's first cousin. Something like that.
My friend Michelle turns [redacted] today. Happy Birthday, Michelle.

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